Strangely, David Filo is not there and NO ONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS.  "But this is just a crummy cubicle!" said Abdul, sensing that something is amiss. Abdul wastes no time in climbing into David's chair. Next

"Well at least he has a whip."  Abdul grabs the whip and one of David's business cards, which he quickly modifies.  David's title is "Cheap Yahoo" and Abdul is beginning to suspect why... Next
    

Abdul is quickly whisked away to Jerry Yang's office.  Stranger and stranger...Abdul is informed that "Jerry is...um...in a conference - and don't go in his office!".   "But wait a minute!", cried Abdul, "This is just another crappy cubicle!"  Abdul notices a pile of swag (freebies)  in Jerry's office. First he checks the area for any sign of Jerry, then....  Next
  

Before anyone can stop him, Abdul goes swag-diving in Jerry's office.. Next

Stripped of his swag, Abdul is taken to the office of the CEO, Tim Koogle, affectionately known as either "TK" or "Killer" - Abdul can't remember which.   "Another cubicle," grumbles Abdul.  Tim is also missing, and it seems odd that the CEO's office is full of toys. Next

"This company is ripe for a take-over... by ME!" declares Abdul.  He plops down into the CEO's chair, issues a press release and begins taking phone calls. Next

He is unceremoniously removed from the CEO's office by security.   They take him to to a mysterious place referred to as "Behind The Beaded Curtain". Next: My Yahoo!

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