Recently, Abdul was featured as Cult of the Week on the highly admired Temple ov Thee Lemur site.  But Abdul was unhappy with his cult rating: only 3 out of a possible 6 flying saucers.  After several blatantly immoral (and unsuccessful) attempts to improve his rating, he has resorted to blackmail.  After noticing that a cult devoted to nachos got the coveted 6 flying saucer rating, he wondered, "What the hell do Brits know about nachos?".  He conducted some illegal surveillance and his suspicions were confirmed.  "Look!," says Abdul, "They drink tea, not beer, with nachos!  And they put baked beans on their nachos!  Hahahaha!  And they serve nachos on DOILIES!  AHAHAHAHA!"   (See new Update!)

Behold the secret rites of The Temple of Thee Lemur!

Is there no limit to the level to which Abdul will stoop?  Well, no. "If my cult rating doesn't improve, I may be forced to reveal more of their secrets!" sneers Abdul.  "Although I really do like their STI - Search for Terrestrial Intelligence project...."

Update:  Protests from The Temple ov Thee Lemur led Abdul to re-investigate.  By converting his Death Ray Machine into a Truth Interociter,  he was able to learn that the people in the above photograph were in disguise!  Peer through Abdul's Space Portal to see their true identity!

Yes, it is the Evil Royals!

"Well, that explains the doilies!" mused Abdul.  "Luckily for the Temple ov Thee Lemur, I have foiled this evil plot to humiliate them!  Guess I deserve another flying saucer!"