Abdul the Great Title
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Abdul arrives at the SXSW2000 conference wearing the hat made famous by his "Bear Bitch Project".  Next

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His first order of business is to meet with Brian, the Web Awards coordinator.  When Brian  
refuses to reverse the decision of the judges, Abdul pulls out his Light Saber and wacks him over the head.  "I should have won!  Admit it. Say it...SAY IT!".   Next

 

 


Then he joins Andy on the Website Demo panel and begins taking unauthorized photos.  Next


He visits the HerDomain/Girlstart booth.  They shun him.  "Guess they are still mad at me for disrupting their meeting," pouts Abdul as he heads for the Screen Actors Guild booth.   Next
   


He meets the lovely totally-tattooed woman and takes her to the casting couch, conveniently provided by the Screen Actors Guild booth.  "I'm a movie mogul, but before I can hire you I want to check out whether you are 'totally' tattooed!"  She doesn't fall for his line.  "I'm going to the Spawn booth and don't follow me!" she says, and storms off.  Next



Over at the Todd McFarlane Spawn booth, Abdul is caught in the prototype display case.  "I'm doing research for my toy store, where I sell some McFarlane toys!"  The Spawn guys call security anyway.   Next


He makes his getaway in the Spawn-mobile!  He's off to the parties... Next page - play


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