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Abdul hits the road looking for news. Soon he spots a place called Milkshake Media with a flying saucer and a missile out front. "I'll check it out," says the news hound...er...bear. Next |
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Inside he finds drawings from the Fight Club. "A great movie" thinks Abdul. Turns out the folks here did the cool title sequence for the movie. Even more impressive is the world's largest stash of Cheesy Poofs! "Now that's a scoop!" says Abdul, scooping plenty into his mouth. Next |
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While Kathryn (who did the Fight Club artwork) tries to work, Abdul decides to be the DJ. He is told to go elsewhere. Next |
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So he does. He finds lovely girls serving Milkshakes. "Why yes, I'll have a few. I'm an important reporter you know...". They are unimpressed, but he does manage to get a milkshake. Next |
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While others work, Abdul "observes"...and drinks a few milkshakes. Next |
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On a sugar high, Abdul picks a fight with a resident monkey. "I'm the only cute stuffed animal here, you gorilla!" He then proceeds to tie the other monkeys up to a filing cabinet. "Excellent!" he laughs, spinning around in a chair. Next |
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Abdul decides to hit the road again. He is gets a tip about an interesting place in an alley off of 6th Street called Conduit Interactive. "This must be it" he says, looking at a sign which says "Dominate". "It's my duty as a reporter to investigate! Heh." Next |
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Inside he finds some gorgeous debutants, but then things begin to get weird. One of them is holding a severed head and serving blood-red punch with eyeballs floating in the bowl. She's looking a bit pale and is wrapped in plastic. Next |
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After drinking the punch, he is wrapped in plastic as if he were a crime victim in David Lynch's "Twin Peaks". The last thing he remembers is a Polaroid camera pointing at him... Next |
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He wakes up to find himself wearing a tiara and being booked for "general mischief". "I was framed!" he cries. Next page: Report 3 - "Choking the Monkey" |
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