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 Swami Abdul Sees All at SXSW 2001  Day 1  -  Day 2 Satanic Rituals   -  Day 3  -  Day 4

Swami Abdul in sequin turban and red velvet robeSwami Abdul arrives at the SXSW Web Awards dressed to kill.  He is wearing a sequin turban (from bellydance supply company We3) and a red velvet robe.  He has a pre-arranged date with Satan's Cheerleaders!  Next

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And there they are!  "They are so hot!" exclaimed the Swami.  
Their website was nominated for an award.  "Well, yeah!" swooned Abdul.  Next
Satan's Cheerleaders do nasty things with the Swami
 

Swami does the nasty with the lambAnd they brought their "evil, blinking lamb".  Looks like the Swami and the Lamb have hit it off!  ("I was drunk!" the bear explained later...)  Next


But now Abdul has some business to take care of.  He finds the people who beat him out of a web award last year, Edward and Raman.  Evidently Edward  has recovered from Abdul 
Zombies from hell!strangling him and his site has been nominated for another award this year.  "Not if I can help it!" hisses Abdul.  The amazing levitating Swami turns them into zombies!  "You are now my slaves! Bwahahaha!" laughed the Swami, as he headed off to the awards ceremony.
  
Sadly, they still look like that today.
Next

 


Abdul finds Brad, famed author and admirer of the Swami, in the audience!  Brad and Ann Drunken Swami lurchingattempt to hold back the inebriated Swami, who is now lurching for Pamela.  "She's so pretty!" he slurs. "I remember her from the Chick Click Party last year!"  Pamela, another famed author, looks the other way.  Next


The SXSW Web Awards begin!  The amazing John Styn is the host again.  Unfortunately, fame has gone to his head since he won the Webby Award and he insists that the audience salute him.  NOT!  His karaoke entertainment is a highlight of the conference.  Next
   John salutes you!


After the awards ceremony, Swami Abdul mingles with the audience.  He especially likes to mingle with women wearing leather corsets, like Rebecca. Next
Swami with lovely lass in leather   

 
Abdul visits with his pal, John.  "He is my role model!" gushes Abdul.  
John lets Abdul check out this year's awards that absent winners did not pick up.  
This turns out to be a bad idea.  Next
Air kiss!     John and Abdul love to pose!

 
The Swami slips one under his robe and sneaks off to the bar.  "I finally have an award!" he gloats to bar patrons.  (He is now banned from the Stephen F. Austin Hotel bar.)  
Next day:  Torture
Swami nabs an award      Gloating at the bar

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 Swami Abdul Sees All at SXSW 2001  Day 1  -  Day 2 Satanic Rituals   -  Day 3  -  Day 4