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 Swami Abdul Sees All at SXSW 2001   Day 1 Stars! - Day 2  -  Day 3  -  Day 4

Abdul arrives!Abdul arrives at the Austin Convetion Center for another SXSW Conference.  This year he is also attending the Film Conference.  He is wearing his killer shark t-shirt.  "It's appropriate for today's 'new' economy," noted Abdul. "Hey, kid.  Wanna work for nothing?" he asked a dot-com-er. Next

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Abdul immediately starts complaining.  
"Hey, this is where my driver used to park. What's going on in this town?"   Next
Abdul surveys Austin's parking situation


He sees a sign that explains everything.  "You've got to hand it to Satan. By tearing up only half of downtown, he forces people to try to get to the other half while trying to avoid closed roads and trying to find non-existent parking.   Brilliant!" Next
This sign explains what's going on in Austin

 
Abdul shoves his way to the head of the line to get his badge.  There is a delay and the impatient bear is not used to waiting...   
Waiting for his badge   

 
He storms off to the "Help for Bitchy Attendees" desk.  "Where's my badge, where's my badge, WHERE'S MY BADGE!" shouts Abdul.  Ryan cracks under the pressure and personally makes a badge for him.  "Please go away" begged Ryan.  Next
Abdul throws a fit


Abdul is quickly sought after by Hollywood.  Rip Torn begs for a picture with Abdul.  Naturally  famous gossip columnist Liz Smith is all over Abdul. "Is it true you are seeing Nicole Kidman?" she asks.  "I've seen her" admitted Abdul, insuring idiotic tabloid headlines.  Next
      Rip Torn likes Abdul    Liz Smith loves Abdul

 
 Abdul is seen giving some tips to porn star Ron Jeremy, who listened intently. "That's because Ron is a smart guy," quips Abdul.  It turns out Ron has three degrees including a Masters in Special Education.  But then Lori Michaels grabs Abdul.  "She can't keep her hands off me!" boasted the bear.  Lori is a Penthouse cover girl and smart business woman with her own website - www.lorilive.com. (You must over 17 to view it. "Yeah right" says Abdul.)  Next
Abdul gives Ron Jeremy a few tips    Abdul and Penthouse star Lori Michaels

 
The men in black.  Abdul convinces Derek and Andy to pull a heist.  They are all for it ("My stock's worth squat" says Andy), until they find out that Abdul wants to steal a SXSW Web Award.  "You're on your own, bear" said Derek.  "But I was robbed last year!" growled Abdul.  He has a plan for tomorrow's awards ceremony...  Next page: Day 2 Satanic Rituals
Derek, Andy and Abdul plan a heist

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 Swami Abdul Sees All at SXSW 2001   Day 1 Stars! - Day 2  -  Day 3  -  Day 4