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Strike 1.... Flying. Everyone is afraid to get on an
airplane. "More room for me!" says Abdul as he
books his flight on Southwest Airlines. But will he get through
security?
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 Abdul
is caught by the National Guard as he tries to slip in through the
exit. When asked for his ID he says, "Remember, you
asked for it!". He then turns around, drops his pants
and bends over to show his butt tag, which proves he was made...errr...born
in San Francisco.
"Ohhh man!!! Get me my gas mask!" cries the Guard.
"Your ID is...uh...ok. Get out of here!"
Abdul proceeds to the Southwest gate. Next |
Clutching the "Southwest Airlines - Symbol
of Freedom" picture that was sent to him by his friends at
Southwest headquarters, Abdul waits to board his flight. Next
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Abdul is excited to be on one of
Southwest's new planes. "Oooo.
Blue! Much better than the old beige decor." He
looks for potential terrorists so that he will be prepared to
"bring |
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down" during the flight. He notices a difference in the
cockpit door and goes to investigate. Next
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Abdul tests the new cockpit door
by trying to enter. "I've been in a Southwest
cockpit before, so I'm allowed to do this!"
"Not anymore!" says the crew as they tackle him and wrestle
him to the floor. Next
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Only because he is a friend
of the CEO of Southwest Airlines is he
allowed to remain on the flight. He checks out the kid in the
row across the aisle. "Kids are all terrorists.
I think I could take him if he gets out of hand." Next |
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Abdul checks out "Big Bear Lake".
He is nearing his destination. Next |
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"Ahh! Another safe
Southwest flight!" reports the bear,
making notes in his anti-terrorist tour journal. "Uh...remind
me. Where am I?" he asks his slaves.
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 It's
Los Angeles International Airport! The bear is brave enough to
go to a major American city and an airport that was once targeted in
a failed attempt by terrorists in the year 2000. "What?
I didn't know that! Get me outta here..." squeaks the
temporarily panicked bear. But then he remembers his mission
and calmly races to a taxi. Next page.
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