Abdul's Slaves Set (items sold separately)
Abdul's comment: Buy your own real, live slaves!
Hardworking ants, beautiful butterflies and sea monkeys from Mars - they
can all be yours to rule as you see fit!. Be like a god to these tiny creatures! |
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Ant Farm Village

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Butterfly Garden

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Sea Monkeys on Mars

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Sleazy
Sluts Set (items sold separately)
Abdul's comment: Sleazy sluts aren't hard to find in
Amazon's toy store - IF you know what to look for. That's where
I come in. I know how to find sleazy sluts. Enjoy! |
Britney
Spears Fashion Doll
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it now!
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"SLUT"
the book
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it now! |
Harley-Davidson
Barbie
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it now!
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Dancin'
Debbie
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now! |
South
Park Talking Chef
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it now! |
Dr.
Destiny's Scooter of Doom Set (items sold separately)
Abdul's comment: The good doctor likes to guarantee a
steady flow of patients by selling these Scooters of Doom!
Try one out and you might see Dr. Destiny roll up in her own spiffy
ambulance. Play Handheld Operation to see what fate has in store
for you! |
Razor
Scooter
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it now! |
Destiny
Doctor Doll
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now! |
Handheld
Operation
Game
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Ford
E-350 Ambulance
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PWT (Poor White Trash) Barbie Set (items sold separately)
Abdul's comment: Barbie works in the diner while her unemployed husband,
Pull-My-Finger Fred, sits in his lay-z-boy recliner as his pick-up truck is repossessed.
Fred is great though - he says witty things like "Who stepped on a
duck!" and he shakes when he farts! |
Coka-cola Barbie
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now! |
Pull-my-finger
Fred
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Wrecker
and Pickup Truck
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Swingin' 60's Gals Character Set (items sold separately)
Abdul's comment: I expect some great hair pullin' action when these two get
together! Can you say "Cat fight"? |
Felicity Shagwell
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now! |
Happenin' Hair Barbie
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Boy Toys Character Set (items sold separately)
Abdul's comment: These guys bought the "Martha Stewart" house from
Barbie when they found out "There's plenty of storage space, perhaps for all those
high heels Barbie wears...". Be sure to check out Butterfly Art Ken, who
"boasts a gentle butterfly tatoo". Hey, Mattel makes this stuff - I just
sell it! |
Butterfly Art Ken
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now! |
Prince Ken
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Barbie Family House
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Pool Time Character Set (items sold separately)
Abdul's comment: Mattel says: "The clear pool walls allow little girls
to see Barbie swimming in the pool's water." Looks like Venom, Spiderman's
kick-ass foe, likes what he sees! Watch as Venom kicks wimpy Ken's butt. See
slutty Teresa dump Ken for Venom.
One Amazon reader wrote this review of Venom: "This is a horrible, violent, scary
toy. I am deeply disturbed that Amazon (whom I normally see as very responsible) has
decided to carry such a violent and scary toy.".
Excellent! Any toy that makes people whine like that has got to be great! |
Barbie's Pool
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now! |
Florida Vacation Teresa
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Florida Vacation Ken
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Spiderman Foe: Slime Shaker Venom
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Abdul's
Angels Set (items sold separately)
Abdul's comment: Oh yeah. These gals would beat Charlie's Angels any day.
You'll want them all. I do! (WAA! They are out
of stock. But I still like looking at the pictures.) |
Meryl Silverburgh (Metal Gear)
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Sniper
Wolf (Metal Gear)
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Lara Croft
(Tomb Raider)
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