Welcome to Abdul's Toy Store!

Abdul has always wanted to sell out and now he has!  To buy a toy, click on its "Buy it now!" link and you will be able to purchase it online from amazon.com. Abdul gets a referral fee.  "Buy buy buy!" says Abdul.   Abdul will ferret out really great toys PLUS he will recommend toy sets - toys that he thinks would go well together.

Individual Toys				Use Spy Gadgets and Cheap Tricks!  Stomp Spiders that talk back!   Don't miss the "horrible, violent, scary" toys that Abdul highly recommends.
Action Sets					Dot Com Crash Set - live the new lifestyle!  Whack-a-mole or Launch Tinky WInky into outer space on a Saturn V rocket!
Educational Sets				Spy on babes with Sneaky Abdul's Spy Kit!  See Barney Swimming in Lava from a Smithsonian Volcano!  Learn to be an Enron Executive!
Character Sets				PWT Barbie Set - featuring Pull-my-finger Fred, Barbie's unemployed husband.  Sleazy Sluts Set - slutty Britney & Biker Barbie!
Disclaimer: Some of these toys are so great that they may be sold out.  They are still fun to look at though.  "Keep saying that to yourself, you loser!" says Abdul, who has no sympathy for you. "Get them from Ebay if you were too slow to buy them from my store!"
Abdul's Toy Store: Individual Toys, Action Sets, Educational Sets, Character Sets

Individual Toys  - page 1, page 2
NEW! Road Rage, WooferSnapper, Karaoke, Gross Squish Bugs, Screamer Ghoul, rhino, Whack-a-Mole, Spider Stomp, Ant Farm, Sea Monkey Castle, Cheap Tricks, Lucky Ducks, Spy Gadget, Metal Detector, Talking Rotten Egg, Razor Scooter, Lara Croft in Area 51, Captain Hook,  more
 

	Simpson's Road Rage Abdul says: "Nobody has road rage like Homer Simpson - now you can have it too!  And I want everyone to be at home playing this game and out of my way when I'm on the road!" Buy it now! - and get off the road!
	Woofer Snapper Abdul says, "Your very own growling, whining junkyard dog!  He'll clamp onto your arm (or whatever) and go at it! Too much fun!"  Buy it now! Others: Brown Woofer Snapper
	E-kara Portable Karaoke System Abdul says, "You know you secretly want to try it!  Be a star!  Be delusional in a fun, socially acceptable way!"  Buy it now! Others: Karaoke & CD Loader, Karaoke & Video Camera
	Electronic Stretch and Squish Bug: Gross Roach Abdul says, "His insides come out of his butt when you squish him. Yeah!"  Buy it now! Others: Ant, Scorpion, Dragonfly, Termite
	Electronic Stretch Screamer: Ghoul Abdul says, "My favorite Screamer!  He screams when you stretch him PLUS his head explodes out when you squeeze it! Great for Halloween or for everyday stress relief!  heh."  Buy it now! Others: Gross Gargoyle, Creepy Creature, Angry Alien, Scary Cyclops
	Animaltronic Rhino Abdul says, "He paws the ground and grunts!  Just like me when I'm mad!"  Buy it now! Others: Gorilla, T-Rex, Brachiosaurus
	Electronic Whack-a-Mole Abdul says, "My best-selling toy!  What a classic!  This one is much more satisfying than any online version.  It's also a part of my Action Toy Set called 'Whack a Mole, Then Shoot It'." Buy it now!
	Electronic Spider Stomp Game Abdul says, "Doesn't everyone like to stomp spiders?  The answer is yes!  Unlike most spiders, these guys talk back.  So I say "STOMP!  heh, heh." Buy it now!
	Ant Farm Village Abdul says, "Watch the ants work while you sit around doing nothing!  You are the master and they are the slaves.  Cool!  Get even more slaves in my Character Toy Set, Abdul's Slaves." Buy it now! Others: Giant Ant Farm, Xtreme Ant Farm
	Sea Monkey Castle Abdul says, "Ride the wave!  Get them before they are banned by bleeding-heart, whiny environmentalists!  How down-trodden can they be?  They live in a castle!" (The government in Greece is investigating "ethical questions" regarding the rights of sea monkeys.) Buy it now! Others:  SeaMonkeys on Mars,  On Space Shuttle
	Cheap Psychological Tricks Book Abdul says, "This book is a real favorite...of Enron Executives!  It's part of my Educational Toy Set,  How to be an Enron Executive.  Learn from the pros!" Buy it now!
	Lucky Ducks Abdul says, "I love rubber duckies. Why get just one rubber ducky when you can get a whole boatload?  What a deal!" Buy it now!
	Spy gadget: Sunglasses with Hidden Camera Abdul says, "Look cool, be sneaky!  You know that this is your fantasy come true!"  (See the other cool gadgets in Sneaky Abdul's Spy Kit.) Buy it now!
	Metal Detector Abdul says, "Participate in the new economy with this handy metal detector.  Forget stocks!  This is how we pick up cash from now on."  This item is part of Abdul's "Dot Com Crash" Set. Buy it now!
	Electronic Talking Rotten Egg Abdul says, "Someone on Amazon complained that this toy is obnoxious and ugly.  Duh!  They thought a talking Rotten Egg would be polite and pretty?  What a moron.  So naturally, I highly recommend it!  The Egg will even say your name - isn't technology great!!!" Buy it now!
	Razor Scooter Abdul says, "I like to call this hot item The Scooter of Doom!"  See Abdul's toy set "Doctor Destiny's Scooter of Doom" to find out why. Buy it now!
	Captain Hook Abdul says, "It's after your dot com crash, and you've finally found a new job.  Meet your new boss!  With a permanent five-o'clock shadow, a sneer and a sword, he's ready to deal with his new employee.  He is SO cool!  I think he is my new role model." Buy it now!
	Lara Croft Area 51 Collectible Abdul says, "A babe in Area 51 - how cool is that! Get this quick before she sells out and you have to pay an enormous amount on Ebay!" Buy it now!

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