Instead of the promised porn stars,
John brings Hugh Forrest over for a photo-op.
Abdul starts up again...

"Hugh RUNS this festival.  Why can't HE give me an award!" babbles the bear.
John and Hugh beat a hasty retreat. 
"Probably to meet up with porn stars!" fumes the now sloppy-drunk bear.
But then he spies Brad. "Hey, Brad!" yells the bear, trying to latch onto the "in crowd".