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"This can't be
happening!" whined Abdul, and he is good at whining. Next
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Abdul sees a sign. A Microsoft Professional
Developers Conference! Abdul has attended many of these in an
attempt to get hold of some of Bill Gates' money. "Tell
Bill Gates that Abdul is in the building!" he says as he enters the
Convention Center. Next
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"I'm a star! This must be for me!"
And it is. Abdul checks into the special Star Club. He
is one of the few who are allowed behind the velvet rope!
"Cute bear!" said the guard. "Yeah I'm
cute. Let me in." demands Abdul. She is easily fooled by
Abdul's "cute bear" act. Next
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The Star Club is a haven away from the rest of
the 6,000 conference attendees. Abdul finds plenty to eat and
drink. Then he does what most of the Star Club members do - he
takes a nap on the leather couches. "Conferences are
exhausting," sighed Abdul, although all he has done so far is
go through express registration. Next
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Inside the main hall, the stage at the PDC looks pretty cool.
"I'm bored already. Where's Bill Gates?"... Next |
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Speak of the Devil, here he is! "Bill is my role
model," said Abdul, who picks his role models based on very
selective criteria: power and wealth. Bill shows a video with
a cameo appearance by Leslie Nielson discussing his "hard drive
dysfunction". Next |
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After Bill leaves, Abdul takes the stage.
"Oh, waterboy!" He needs water because he is planning on making
a lengthy speech. Next
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The search.microsoft.com squad lunges for Abdul.
He is removed from the stage. "Search THIS!"
threatens Abdul, to no avail. Next
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Part 3
raining
ducks
- cirque du abdul
- STAR CLUB
- swimming with
fishes
