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abdul
the great gets lucky in las vegas
bellagio
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gambling - entertainment
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First things first. What's more important than going to the
casinos? Going to the buffet! After overindulging at the buffet,
Abdul bellies up to the bar to play some video poker. Next
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He quickly makes friends with Diane, the beautiful
bartender who is also a movie star! She is in the remake of Oceans
Eleven, starring George Clooney. "Cool! I"m
practically a whole rat pack by myself!" exclaims Abdul,
trying to impress her. Next
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But instead, Abdul's rowdy behavior attracts Juan. Juan
"persuades" Abdul to move on. Next
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So he moves to the slot machines. "I'm gonna win
big!" thinks Abdul. Next
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Three days later. Abdul has lost several hundred dollars.
Amazingly, he is still saying "I'm gonna win big!"
Something about Las Vegas makes people really stupid. Next
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There has been a shift change, so it's safe for Abdul to go back to the
bar. "I lose money slower here," mutters Abdul.
"But I'm still gonna win big!" He puts in
his first dollar and....Next
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A ROYAL FLUSH!!! THE BEAR WINS A
JACKPOT!!!! Next
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"I
TOLD YOU I'D WIN!!!" gloats Abdul, as the pit boss brings the
IRS papers for Abdul to sign. Next
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Yes, the bear really did win. He
retreats to his room to count the money. He's excited, but he
doesn't let it go to his head. Next
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Well, ok. Yes he does. He stares at
the hundred dollar bills, yells "I'm RICH!" and
rolls in the dough! Next
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"Let the debauchery begin!"
cries Abdul. He meets up with some friends who are on his United
Devices cancer-fighting team to celebrate. "I told you we'd
have fun in Vegas! Bring on the showgirls!" It
all seems like a dream as they party up and down the strip! Next
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(Team members, Lizard, ChinHo, Ulsio da Rat,
EvilLives, Chuck, LLcooL, Sir Shane, and kr117, join Abdul and several
showgirls for a night on the town.) Next
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the great gets lucky in las vegas
bellagio
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