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Mysterious Secret Invention
Revealed! (Code names: Ginger, IT, and... Oregano)
In January 2001, news leaked out about a
top-secret, revolutionary invention being called "Ginger" or
"IT"...
But what is IT??? Abdul has
decided to reveal all about his new invention. Although in Abdul's
words, the invention is "technically inexplicable", his patent
application contains a detailed explanation of the extraordinary invention he
calls "Oregano". A rival inventor, Dean
Kamen, also claims to
have a similar secret invention which he calls "Ginger". However, Kamen's patent application is
dated one day after Abdul's.
"That guy Kamen heard about my secret project and attempted to steal my
idea! So I'm going to go public. I have a patent application to prove that
I was first. He's doing some stupid scooter. I'm doing what people
really want a mysterious, secret invention to be: A FLYING CAR!"
shrieked Abdul the Great, wearing a red turban and calling himself "Swami
Abdul". "I also look more like a mad scientist than he
does." added the eccentric bear, "And the code name isn't
Ginger, it's Oregano! That guy can't get anything right!".
The Evidence - Exhibits A - D
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Exhibit A
An actual picture of the Swami riding in his invention high over San
Francisco.
"So there!" smirked Abdul. |
Exhibit B
Abdul's patent application.
"Take THAT!" sneered Abdul.
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Exhibit C
No actual picture of Kamen's invention exists.
"Nyeh, nyeh!" taunted Abdul.
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Exhibit D
Kamen's patent application. "Pfffftttt!"
declared Abdul.
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