Abdul meets the
press. They swarm around him with cameras and
microphones. "At last, someone intelligent to
interview" they say. Next
Another member of the press interviews
Abdul. He has lots to say. Next
He decides to hang with the reporters for a
while. "Maybe that idiot Bush will come out." Next
Abdul gets bored and decides to check out the
cool satellite truck from CBS (KHOU-TV). There he meets Eddie, who
invites him into the truck. Next
Abdul checks out the equipment
and gives some advice to the reporter. Next
Eddie convinces
Abdul to try getting into the Mansion again. He goes to the
front, but they have locked the gates and declared the mansion
"Closed". Next
Now Abdul is really pissed
and decides to storm the gates at the rear entrance. Next
Bad idea. Abdul is caught
by the Sheriff. "But I'M THE PRESIDENT!" he shrieks.
No one is listening. They are all counting votes in
Florida. "Dumb asses!" is Abdul's assessment of the
situation. Thus ends Abdul's takeover in Election 2000.