Dr. Lizard began his research as a way of getting even with a bear he was fighting with.  He formed the Bangagong World University and began working for revenge.  The project he started there - directing the de-bunking of the BI theory in open-field environments (consisting of grass and dirt) by simulating "stuff" - still guides his revenge today.  "Unlike bright lizards, the bear is incapable of any feats of learning and, in fact, does not want to learn.  In my lab we therefore concentrate on what I want.  I make sure that I, and not the bears, have the benefits of a glass of fine wine, the occasional tasty steak and the insights of a movie by Stanley Kubrick.  A smart lizard should govern the behavior of stupid, smelly, large-yet-moronic bears."

Dr. Lizard's work on simulating bear "stuff"  has found its way into the living room of an astonishingly "lifelike" BI named Abdul the Great.  The rivalry between Dr. Lizard and Abdul the Great has proved irritating for both parties, fully half the lizards in Dr. Lizard's lab torment the bear at some point in their lizard careers.

Dr. Lizard's work with raptors led to the development of the Dinosaur Snowglobe, still the coolest snowglobe depicting the extinction of the dinosaur by meteor.  His interest in revenge against bears at large has led to the Bear Attack Raptor, an integral part of the Civilize Bears Meme campaign designed at BWU-Mars and deployed by lizards in general throughout the solar system. He also has acquired a girlfriend.

Students considering graduate work in the Lizard lab should have a background in at least two of the following fields: neuroprogramming of teddy bears; computational revenge; planning attacks (real or simulated); complex practical jokes; recursive insults; smelly-bear cleaning (wet or dry); meditation; weapons mechanics; artificial bait; lizard/BI interaction; ray gun design; evil plots.

You may leave a message for Dr. Lizard at the BWU pool cabana or  lizard@violetcrown.com

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