Abdul is first in his category on Yahoo!... Abdul celebrates his number one status in his category on Yahoo. While others must beg, plead, bribe and otherwise prove their worth to be included in a Yahoo category, Abdul sails onto the prestigious site with ease. "Naturally!", crowed Abdul.   Next
		He checks out his status on the search database.  He's in the top ten hits! "Damn. I should be number one on all searches!  What's wrong with this site?", said the ungrateful bear. Top of page